{"id":1293,"date":"2011-06-10T15:24:08","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T15:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/?p=1293"},"modified":"2025-12-04T10:41:08","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T10:41:08","slug":"the-method","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/2011\/06\/the-method\/","title":{"rendered":"The Method"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ll never know that unbelievable<br \/>\nhead, those outstanding eyes. The trunk<br \/>\nstills shines, but more like a subdued candelabrum<br \/>\nreflecting on its own reluctant \u2013 if<\/p>\n<p>staggering \u2013 power. Why else would we<br \/>\nbe riveted to that impressive chest? Why else<br \/>\nnotice that chuckle spread down tensing abs<br \/>\nto a barely-there but still productive groin?<\/p>\n<p>Take that and all you\u2019re left with is a slab<br \/>\nof mutilated stone \u2013 defeated, slumped \u2013 not<br \/>\nglistening like a predator\u2019s subtle fur, nor<\/p>\n<p>diffusing light of stars\u2019 intensity. There\u2019s<br \/>\nnot a single part of it that does not<br \/>\nsee your life. You must change.<\/p>\n<p>(&#8216;The Method&#8217;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ll never know that unbelievable head, those outstanding eyes. The trunk stills shines, but more like a subdued candelabrum reflecting on its own reluctant \u2013 if staggering \u2013 power. Why else would we be riveted to that impressive chest? Why else notice that chuckle spread down tensing abs to a barely-there but still productive groin? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,29,28],"tags":[111,149,105],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1293"}],"version-history":[{"count":49,"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19443,"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1293\/revisions\/19443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pennedinthemargins.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}